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  • hello chat

    we playin ps2 all night tonight yah

    might stream it who know doe les see

    -zaid 2

  • I AM TWEAKING

    MY NAME IS JANTUAH AND I JUST HIT THE FATTEST WHIFF OF BORAX AHHHHHELP IM TWEAKING THE FOCKKKK OUTTT

    -Yours truly,

    Zaid Jantuah.

  • Iian is CHEEKS at GTA V

    Have you seen this mans gameplay???? IT. REEKS. Zaid Jantuah disapproves of the gameplay done by this man. Below is a found screenshot of one of his many deaths, where he died due to fall damage.

    What was the backstory behind this? He was on 4 stars, with literally the entire military and police force on him. Yet, he still managed to die by being clumsy.

    that clumsy tennis ball

    Zaid does not condone hating of anyone (with the exception of Aivan, Aiden, and Yankier), but this gameplay is simply unforgivable. Someone get him a strategy guide book to help him out. Please save this man from this ass gameplay.

    -zad janguahghah

  • Mart Bus adventure

    Call me mart the way I bus it till I arrive at the station.

    -zaid

  • Snorting All Day

    Hope you all have been enjoying Zaid 2’s posts throughout today. It’s been a real pleasure working with my split personality on this blog.

    Moving on, I would like you to see the crazy line I whiffed today in my chemistry lab.

    “Janutah, quit snorting!” “Zaid, that’s bad for you. Stop doing that!”

    These are the statements only weaklings make. I (Zaid Jantuah) sniffed this entire line all in one go. I advise you do the same.

    -zaig gantuah

  • Spanish terrorism

    This was only my part

    -zaid

  • Zaid 2’s Introduction

    Hello my fingies. You may have noticed posts created by an individual named “Zaid 2”.

    I am happy to announce Zaid 2 as my personal helper (and my alternate personality). He will create fun posts for you all to enjoy.

    Please drop kind words in the comments of Zaid 2’s posts.

    -zad

  • finger food rap song

    my name is Zaid and I’d like to say

    geometry packet is not the way

    i don’t want to pull up to e

    because that place is real stinky

    -zaid