MY NAME IS JANTUAH AND I JUST HIT THE FATTEST WHIFF OF BORAX AHHHHHELP IM TWEAKING THE FOCKKKK OUTTT

-Yours truly,
Zaid Jantuah.
MY NAME IS JANTUAH AND I JUST HIT THE FATTEST WHIFF OF BORAX AHHHHHELP IM TWEAKING THE FOCKKKK OUTTT

-Yours truly,
Zaid Jantuah.
Have you seen this mans gameplay???? IT. REEKS. Zaid Jantuah disapproves of the gameplay done by this man. Below is a found screenshot of one of his many deaths, where he died due to fall damage.

What was the backstory behind this? He was on 4 stars, with literally the entire military and police force on him. Yet, he still managed to die by being clumsy.

Zaid does not condone hating of anyone (with the exception of Aivan, Aiden, and Yankier), but this gameplay is simply unforgivable. Someone get him a strategy guide book to help him out. Please save this man from this ass gameplay.
-zad janguahghah
Hope you all have been enjoying Zaid 2’s posts throughout today. It’s been a real pleasure working with my split personality on this blog.
Moving on, I would like you to see the crazy line I whiffed today in my chemistry lab.

“Janutah, quit snorting!” “Zaid, that’s bad for you. Stop doing that!”
These are the statements only weaklings make. I (Zaid Jantuah) sniffed this entire line all in one go. I advise you do the same.
-zaig gantuah
Hello my fingies. You may have noticed posts created by an individual named “Zaid 2”.
I am happy to announce Zaid 2 as my personal helper (and my alternate personality). He will create fun posts for you all to enjoy.
Please drop kind words in the comments of Zaid 2’s posts.

-zad
Salt is LIT, like literally more valuable than gold. Zaid loves putting salt all over the place, espcially in FHS hallways.
Zaid requests that you look around FHS hallways and discover salt patches I left.
Also I got Monty Mole LETS GOOOOO

I noticed I missed 22 half hourly posts yesterday, and Zaid would like to apologize for that. It was not my intent to leave my fingers behind.
Sadly, I will now have to retire the half-hourly posts. They will be replaced in favor of twice daily posts.

Zaid again, apologies for missing the last 16 posts (keeping a schedule is super hard for me, Zaid Jantuah). But I’m writing this to announce an update to the old landing page for fingerfood.food. Prior to 5 minutes ago, the landing page was alright, but failed to say anything about who we are as a group.
This led I (Zaid Jantuah) to create a new landing page which shows who we are.

This new landing page tells the world about our history, alongside giving direct access to this blog and dope flash games. Hope you all enjoy it, and here’s to the continued support of fingerfood.food.
-jantuh
Does anyone wonder why we stuck with the name Finger Food?

Sure it sounds fine, but what made us choose it over any other name? We could’ve been called the “Liquid Lads” or something.
Just a quick question for you all to ponder.
-zaid “the goat” jantuah
Zaid again. Just having some lunch.

Hello again. Zaid Jantuah would like to give a shift to how this blog runs. As you know, I post hourly blogs about the things I experience in my day to day life.
However, this has grown TOO sustainable and manageable. I would like to announce…
HALF-HOURLY BLOGS!!!!

I hope you continue to enjoy my beautiful pedagogical thoughts here at fingerfood.food.