Category: big fat greasy burrito

  • Iian is CHEEKS at GTA V

    Have you seen this mans gameplay???? IT. REEKS. Zaid Jantuah disapproves of the gameplay done by this man. Below is a found screenshot of one of his many deaths, where he died due to fall damage.

    What was the backstory behind this? He was on 4 stars, with literally the entire military and police force on him. Yet, he still managed to die by being clumsy.

    that clumsy tennis ball

    Zaid does not condone hating of anyone (with the exception of Aivan, Aiden, and Yankier), but this gameplay is simply unforgivable. Someone get him a strategy guide book to help him out. Please save this man from this ass gameplay.

    -zad janguahghah

  • Snorting All Day

    Hope you all have been enjoying Zaid 2’s posts throughout today. It’s been a real pleasure working with my split personality on this blog.

    Moving on, I would like you to see the crazy line I whiffed today in my chemistry lab.

    “Janutah, quit snorting!” “Zaid, that’s bad for you. Stop doing that!”

    These are the statements only weaklings make. I (Zaid Jantuah) sniffed this entire line all in one go. I advise you do the same.

    -zaig gantuah

  • Zaid 2’s Introduction

    Hello my fingies. You may have noticed posts created by an individual named “Zaid 2”.

    I am happy to announce Zaid 2 as my personal helper (and my alternate personality). He will create fun posts for you all to enjoy.

    Please drop kind words in the comments of Zaid 2’s posts.

    -zad

  • Salt

    Salt is LIT, like literally more valuable than gold. Zaid loves putting salt all over the place, espcially in FHS hallways.

    Zaid requests that you look around FHS hallways and discover salt patches I left.

    Also I got Monty Mole LETS GOOOOO

  • Backtracking

    I noticed I missed 22 half hourly posts yesterday, and Zaid would like to apologize for that. It was not my intent to leave my fingers behind.

    Sadly, I will now have to retire the half-hourly posts. They will be replaced in favor of twice daily posts.

  • New Landing Page

    Zaid again, apologies for missing the last 16 posts (keeping a schedule is super hard for me, Zaid Jantuah). But I’m writing this to announce an update to the old landing page for fingerfood.food. Prior to 5 minutes ago, the landing page was alright, but failed to say anything about who we are as a group.

    This led I (Zaid Jantuah) to create a new landing page which shows who we are.

    This new landing page tells the world about our history, alongside giving direct access to this blog and dope flash games. Hope you all enjoy it, and here’s to the continued support of fingerfood.food.

    -jantuh

  • Finger Food?

    Does anyone wonder why we stuck with the name Finger Food?

    Sure it sounds fine, but what made us choose it over any other name? We could’ve been called the “Liquid Lads” or something.

    Just a quick question for you all to ponder.

    -zaid “the goat” jantuah

  • Joe Mama

    Zaid again. Just having some lunch.

  • Changes in the blog.

    Hello again. Zaid Jantuah would like to give a shift to how this blog runs. As you know, I post hourly blogs about the things I experience in my day to day life.

    However, this has grown TOO sustainable and manageable. I would like to announce…

    HALF-HOURLY BLOGS!!!!

    I hope you continue to enjoy my beautiful pedagogical thoughts here at fingerfood.food.

  • Jolly Joycon Adventures

    As always, I apologize for not keeping the posts hourly. Zaid is still very busy.

    My Joycon

    You may notice the picture above and say “Aren’t you at school Zaid? Why aren’t you on your chromebook?” To that I say that gaming takes priority at the current moment.

    But, I don’t think I will be gaming for a while now. My Joycon just blew the flip up. I am very sad my finger fooders. If you catch me around the hallways, please say your condolences to my blue joycon directly to me.